Wipe our Beaver with tp

Well, as everyone knows, Michigan now has 2 dual threat QB commits for 2009 - Newsome and Beaver. Exactly what a 2009 commitment means at this point is debatable; since the Big Ten is full of non-gentleman coaches. What are the chances that cheatervest tre$$eLLLLL, or the bitter snake tiller, or ron crook don't go after these two now that they have committed to Michigan? Yes, that's right........... ZERO.

Let's say we assume these two stay committed to Michigan, in spite of the wooing efforts of these asshats, and don't have a change in mind. You still know who's got an upperhand on Michigan? Do you? Yes, my friends, it's fO$U (or fUoO$). they got toilet paper (TP) for 2008.

Newsome and Beaver may be good, they do not have one thing that toilet paper has.

They both lack top end stupidity.

Now, there a few things Michigan can NEVER beat fO$U at: stupidity, thuggery, illiteracy, cheating, having truck driver fans almost exclusively, etc. And NO, suckeyes, this list does not include football. just wait for another year until we put you back in your spot where you belong - in the trash.

you're going down the toilet fO$U, and you're taking toilet paper with you.